alternate realities

omg finally blogger is working on firefox. hated using IE to blog because it’s always so laggy.

anyway last night was pretty awesome! while it lasted at lesat.. hahaha because by the end of the night, i was the only sober person left. and i realised that some drunk people can be really really annoying. so i guess i should’ve probably drank more to keep up with their shit lol! but then again, i’ve become quite concerned with the health implications of such an excessive lifestyle. i woke up this morning and had a strong craving for macs. haha well, at least i’m going to start running with gen tml!

and whats clubbing without photos right!

hahaha the caption speaks for itself

they were so wildz that this camera crew came up onto the podium and took a 10 second video of them and their wildness. hahaha!

omg and speaking of videos, we were all high and laughing like shit on the sofa. then suddenly we spotted the camera crew walking by. then melinda (despite our restraints) started flailing her arms and signaling at them to video us hahah. so the chio host with really micro shorts came over and asked us to make room in between for her butt. and she said that we had to say ‘ANDREW T’ into the microphone. so it was like,

chio host: ‘whos the best dj!’
us retards: ‘ANDREW T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’

i really hope no one ever finds that video…

omg and there was also this annoying act-cool hoodie guy who kept harrassing us the whole time! xj was a hero and sacrificed himself to be grinded by that weirdo, in order to prevent him from getting to us. haha as a result, they became pretty much best friends by the end of the night 😉

melinda also became best friends with alot of bigshots while up at the dj booth. if all goes well, we might be able to get in as VIP next time! lol awesome!

while waiting for melinda, we were standing outside and watching all the half-drunk-half-sober people stagger out of the club. and then i spotted a certain f1 girl behaving rather inappropriately with her male host, who’s married. well but there’s always the excuse that she was drunk and need help walking lol.

and omg, while on the podium, i saw the bouncer pass a girl this white pill, and i seriously doubt he was being concerned enough to give her panadol for a migraine LOL. anw luckily the girl was sober and smart enough to feed the dubious white pill to him instead hahaha. the other time i saw people passing around pink pills outside the zouk toilet as well. dangerous sia, i shall make a mental note never to accept drinks from strangers.

also, while i had sobered up already. i was spying on this girl who kept trying to hump the bouncer like a sad, castrated dog. hahaha must be awesome to be a bouncer though- booze drugs and girls yo!

ok becoming incoherent, side effects of a late late night.
gonna be a nerd and go do some homework now!