hooters hottest

lol yes, here i am blogging in the office. i was so bored that i went to the hooters website. and zomggzz, they’re paying the hooters girls a basic salary of $1600!!! plus they dont require you to have previous experience in waitressing.
but hor, i think there are unspoken requirements. which probably include:

1. minimum D cup

2. 33-25-31 (chest size is negiotiable, considering requirement 1 is fulfilled)

3. non visible cellulite

4. able to walk in 3 inch heels while carrying 2571290753 serving trays

5. able to be around lots of unhealthy calorie-loaded food and not be tempted to have anything off the menu for lunch.

6. willing to appear in the hooters calender and be fantasized by millions of lusty men at the office

6. if you get fat, you are fired

ok i had better transfer this text from notepad to blogger before my supervisor finshes gossiping on the phone.

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