shit i got bored studying DD & SS.
10 things you dont want to see
during world cup finals on tv
1. michael jackson holding some young soccer player’s hand and running out at the start of the match.
2. a message flashing on the bottom of the screen:
this is a repeat of the 2002 world cup finals. the finals of the 2006 world cup finals will be aired in june 2010, stay tuned to this channel for more updates!
3. the singapore soccer team.
4. YOUR ACCESS TO ‘FIFA WORLD CUP’ CHANNELS HAS BEEN DENIED. PLEASE CONTACT YOUR SUBSCRIBER FOR FURTHER CLARIFICATION.
5. the stupid refree from AC vs SA rugby quarts.
6. the refree suddenly contorting his body into some queer postion half way through the match, while trying to slit his wrists with the red card. it looks so strangely familiar- only because you saw a beer ad on tv where a guy was torturing the refree with a voodoo doll in the comforts of his home sofa.
7. william hung singing germany’s national anthem.
8. osama bin laden sitting jovially in the stands wearing face paint in the colours of USA.
9. the football that ronaldinho kicked a mere seconds ago, exploding. (assuming again, that brazil does make it to finals)
10. halfway through the match, a half-naked guy runs out from the stands, across the field towards ronaldo, (assuming brazil does make it to finals) shouting angrily in obscene-sounding german. and there are subtitles below reading: ‘i slept with you and you gave me AIDs, you dick!!’