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haha ive been spotting a couple of characters in school who, in one way or the other, resemble porn stars. theres afdhal, who isnt really quite your average porn star. but hes earned himself the title because he always manages to escape the evil clutches of mass pe, on purpose.

then theres this caucasian j2 who insists on sticking out in the crowd by dressing twice as slutty as the sluttiest girl in the void deck. lol it doesnt help that her exotic caucasian features give her the very, um, ‘out of bed’ look. or should i say, ‘in bed’ look. ha ha.

and the 3rd character is this j1 rugger who looks korean. and no offence, but after hearing someone nickname this other hawtblood boy- ‘korean pornstar’ (simply because he looked korean), it occured to me that if you look korean you probably do look quite sexy haha. therefore, making you a korean pornstar. and today i saw him hug-humping a friend of his in the canteen. so my assumption has indeed been justified.

i really should think about doing a career path switch from pharmacy to making porn movies. if ang lee can do it, so can i!

today’s gym lesson and squash training was quite accident-prone. firstly, i got stepped on the nose during trust fall at gym. and during squash, the ball flew straight into my left cheek, leaving it slightly blushed. ow ):

well i did manage my first handstand today! with cassy supporting my smelly legs, of course. haha but im still too hum ji to handstand into a wall. i tried it just now against the cupboard and i ended up tumbling away because i am still a noob. lol. not to worry though, i feel just as accomplished anyway.

and i tell you, trust falling into 8 people’s outstretch arms feels nothing like falling into prince charming’s arms at all. halfway through falling i got hum ji and decided to bend my knees, which was why i ended up crushing the people supporting my bum. and my fbts got dragged along while i was lowered down onto the mat. lol so i had to hold on to my shorts frantically while recovering from the sharp shock of falling.

i think dying from carbon monoxide poisoning beats falling off 50 stories any time.

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